Painting the grass, blade by blade
Trimming the bankers’ eyebrows
Counting everyone’s money twice
Teaching pedestrians to wait for the light
Polishing the Treasury marble
Filing 1,000 tax returns
Assigning everyone a favorite bench
Inflating the giant rabbits
Auditing the auditors
Rehearsing tomorrow’s traffic jam
Alphabetizing the cemetery (still empty, thankfully)
Paying the interns in exposure
